i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party
a red panda eating sushi.
HES EATING SUSHIII!!!! ^_____^ *squweeee*
I also found the best Christmas wrapping paper ever!
I need it
So Arthur does still celebrate Christmas…
It’s been 6 generations and this guy is still tripping balls over science and technology.
Well shit, look how much cooler it’s made the world around him! Technology is fucking awesome.
I don’t get it
I don’t get it either..
DOES ANYONE FUCKING GET THIS?!
Could be wrong but I think this is a portal reference?